Katie is bothered by not having her cell phone

Saturday night, my wallet and phone were stolen from my purse. You may think "well isn't that great? At least your entire purse was not stolen." That's almost a valid point... except that it does not make anything REMOTELY better. I will probably mention this several times throughout the course of this blog, as there are many things that bother me about this occurrance. Today, however, I'm most bothered by not having my cell phone. I break/lose/destroy cell phones far more often than the average human being. Just last week, I dropped my phone in a beverage and had to obtain a replacement. So now the phone insurance people don't believe I'm just a good-hearted but incredibly stupid human being who can lose two phones in one week. So I am stuck sans-phone.

My dad lent me his cell phone, but no one has this number. So, no one can call me. What social agenda (agendi?) am I missing out on? Who has been trying to contact me? Who sent me a funny message they'll probably regret on Saturday night? I will never know, and that bothers me. I cannot contact anyone. I have maybe 5 phone numbers. I was supposed to see a movie on Sunday night, but that never materialized because, oh yeah, no one wants to call me on my father's phone. I made new friends over the weekend (seriously, I harassed girls into being my friends at a bar, weird indeed) and now I do not know their phone numbers (or names). I've resorted to sending facebook messages to get in touch with people, which makes me look really, really LAME. Unacceptable.

The situation does not seem to be any closer to resolution. I faxed in my affadavid (really, Asurion? REALLY?). I included a photocopy of my passport because I do not have my driver's license (it is probably in the hands of a. an illegal immigrant b. an identity theif or c. a 19-year-old girl). Yet I still have not heard from the MONSTERS at ASURION who I have dolled out nearly $2K to over the years replacing phones (by I, I mean Mom and Dad). I am probably black-listed... but I am most certainly bothered.